| Title | Topic |
|---|---|
| Iambic pentameter: an irony | A lament that the term "iambic pentameter" cannot itself be written in that meter. |
| Lament for the Church of England | A lament for my denomination. |
| Macavity among the Triune-fails | The Trinity, not quite from Old Possum's Book of Practical Theology |
| Rhymed unrhymables | Rhymes for supposedly unrhymable words. |
| River Nene | Is the River Nene pronounced "neen" or "nen"? |
| Scouse daffs | Nightmare: suppose Wordworth had been forced to co-write with Cilla Black. |
| YEC fraudulence | A reaction against the Bible-abusing fraudulent claims of creationism. |